Watch my fist so you don’t get pole-axed
Dodge like a viper when the wrist twists – Rolex
Low flex achilles 'round the square – next, a left hook
Sting like a bindi in the chin when the chest looks
Undefended... coulda been a contender
Instead pretended to descend and surrender
Rendering vendors an moneylenders offended
I recommend you get the fuck outa the blender
Before these spenders apprehend ya and end ya tender legend
In ya punch drunk trunks – return to sender

Introducing The Zues from all angles
Here for you to use without home dee bangles
Here’s to you Mrs Mangel
Chasing Bouncer round the house
Strangled Harold with hypotenuse triangles
As no fan dangles
Type a guy who wears his socks with his sandals,
Triple chin love handles, Madge Ramsey flashes hers
Chases vandals from the cul de sac
Back to the bridge in front of Lassiter's

Better be quick on the rebound when the mugger ducks
Pepper spray thugs with enough double rubber slugs
Tuli Kupferberg Fugs round drugs for lover hugs
Dug shallow graves for rubber ducks
Then pulled the plug
That muthafucka snuggled under the rug
Then drowned a few blubber trucks
And you will use cucumber and blueberry boost juice
Daily news reviews dude
Found your neighbour sucks dosh
Like an upside down lady bug, squash
Hot for a blue crotch in your bag rocks
Heard no new goss from the pyro,
Fuck I lost my biro,
Part two Mad Max gyro boss chopper squad
Big Bopper burning thunder Fort Knox in a
GT Super fox trot
Victor Charlie Charlie
Duck’s guts... hooee,
She's the last o the V8s
What ya waitin' for mate,
Changing plates n riding interstate?
Interceptor on blocks not crates
Night Rider – no brakes
Remember his name when you stay up late
Coffin got birth and death dates
Train waits, wails, chugs mugs
Down the loose hatch
Top notch super sleuth deduced a suspect from a tooth swab
Produced a truth blotch in just a few clues Bob but the
Recluse got more excuses than a hotch potch juicey Goose got

Open front door brown bag fire poo squash
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

Soaping whores round scag wire glue wash Bob
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

Chicken tuna corn kernel Lacuna Coil crew mosh
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

Winner funeral porn style inferno food toss
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

Took a piss in the foot prints of the only known Sasquatch
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

I know fermented monsters in the Loch Ness producing hops Scotch
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

You’ll never drop a proper ninja with a Fosbury Flop
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

All four Beatles wore the mop top but one forgot
Who the fuck’s on Zues Watch?

Stewie Dew kicked two on the trot with chewy on his boot but
Who the fuck was on Zues Watch?